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Staro 07-01-2008, 14:33   #1 (permalink)
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U Americi, oženjeni je liječnik imao vezu sa svojom medicinskom
sestrom, koja je bila podrijetlom Talijanka. Uskoro mu je ta
medicinska
sestra povjerila da je trudna. Da to ne sazna njegova žena,
liječnik je
sestri predložio, da otputuje rođacima u Italiju i tamo rodi
dijete.

Pri odlasku ponudio I dao joj je veliku sumu novaca i rekao:
"Kad se naše dijete rodi, ja ću brinuti za njegovo uzdržavanje".
"Kako ću te obavijestiti da je dijete rođeno?" upitala je
medicinska sestra.

Liječnik je odgovorio: "Pošalji mi razglednicu i napiši samo
"SPAGETI".

Medicinska sestra je uzela novac i uputila se u Italiju.

Poslije šest mjeseci, doktora je u ordinaciju pozvala njegova
žena. "Dragi", rekla je: "iz Europe si dobio razglednicu s
čudnim sadržajem kojeg uopće ne razumijem".

Doktor joj je odgovorio: " Čekaj da se vratim kuci i sve ću ti
objasniti".

Doktor se vratio navečer kući, pročitao razglednicu i pao
pokošen infarktom. Žena odmah pozove hitnu pomoć. Kad je
stigla hitna pomoć, doktora su stavili na nosila da ga voze u
bolnicu, a jedan od bolničara upita sto je uzrok srčanog
udara. Žena podigne s tla razglednicu i glasno pročita:
"SPAGETI,SPAGETI,SPAGETI,SPAGETI: dva puta s kobasicom i
mesnim kuglicama, a dva puta bez!"
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